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Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.